The Great Fences of Lantau
Donald Trump is having trouble building his beautiful wall at the Mexico border. Sad!
We don’t have a lot of walls on Lantau, but we have fences – it’s a core competency .
So, here they are – Lantau’s Top Ten Greatest Fences.
#1. The public toilet perimeter fence
Eliminates the threat of falling toilet patrons
#2. The double fence
Why build one when two will do?
#3. The concrete enclosure fence
When your vacant concrete space needs protection
#4. The attention-to-detail fence
Let no square inch of cement go unguarded
#5. Green fence
Nothing says ‘green’ like a fenced-in garden
#6. The wall fence
Even walls need protection
#7. The quiet rural road fence
For those traffic blackspots with no traffic
#8. The extension fence
When you need an extra barrier, even if you’re sure not why
#9. The car park backstop fence
A sanctuary from dangers that lurk
#10. Car door defence fence
A barricade against the peril of vehicle doors